Well aint it been a while...............

Been a while aint it?
A lot has happened in *Swaps tabs* *Starts editing previous years old blog post**Swaps tabs again finds this page writes some**FACEBOOKMESSAGE*  nearly 6 years!!!! surely that must count as a record for the longest time in-between blog posts. That also means there fore that my own personal brand of drivel has been online for nearly 6 years.

Appologies for the list - just so I don't forget anything could even be a future contents page
2013
guiness world records
on writing a book
thoughtsw on books
book uses
piss
uses for piss
howe to skin an animal
traps
shelter
tarps
survival
generator guide
publishing before the world ends
importation of narcotics
the end of the world
the end of the trip
tripping
vise
the eye
spraypaint
minimalish
packing light
toolbox
tents
explosions
guns
chainsaws
bats
sentry guns
legomindstorms
drones
nuclear waste zones
worms
duke nukem
pokemon
pogs
aliens
yo yos
sweets
beef jerky
tazos
live steam
mechano
VTECH
shape balls
teapot
ride on tractors
electric scooters
tractors
boats
flying
speed
 bbs
darknet
silkroad
psyberia
psytrance
the beat
doctor who
meaning of life
monty python
cadets
beckingham
barkston
trouble
police
bridges
car crashes
weddings
nosey
bunion
anderson
grant
fisher
tim
jack
hannah
daisy
phil
titch
neighbours
pissed round a fire
vandalism
the common
common parties
dog training.
whats the point

mum
new names
dad
famalam
breadbins
squirtydotters
stoned
partystartercarter
avesbury
onenightin temple hill
tiktok
kai
big drew
ritalin
padawan
evil clocks
kane
lava lamps
USB sticks
when computers delete all your work
digital photo frames
vans
audi
rover fiat punto
uno
suzuki
the dt
honda h100
mini motos
field bikes
making dens
gate removal
rocket stoves
andys stove
NOS
alincolnstonerslife
drums
lawnmowers
baccy
fake baccy
screwdrivers
aircon
gazebos
sailing
sailing licence
air rifles
bb guns
condoms
warehouse raves
lindu
dharma
lost
old sayings
intangible
the price fo living
cambelts
mechanicing
jobs
paper rounds
kids today
rock music
folk music
dance musig
kinky movement
the scene
modern tribes
modern shamanism
free drugs



Kyle
Greenie
Jamo
Mikey
Drew
emmas
Alex
Shell etc
Driving
Rolling
Festivals
Small world
Housemusic
nottingham
Mylo
tom
sam
alice
lucy libby
dave
parksy
dolby
sian
greece
spain
gib
ok diner
pyewipe
xmas barwork
centurion
fox and hounds
joiners arms
motorbikes
crossers
fishing
festivals
techno
house
sheffield
alchemy
Just Be
Mike Zodiac
davejustsmile
Louise Burning
Rabbit
borrowed metal
rave legends
the castle
borther
hope street
NOWEED
Chicken wings
the blue box
the horsebox
andys bikes
big steeve
cayton bay
leila
kellys
Jock
Orkney
Tarifa
Beach party
bogstompers
Camodisko
smokescreen
shitdisco
serioussounds
politicalnonsense
uktek
thesoupdragon
boatman
cleaningup
NYERAVES
clipsham
aliens
aliens
dogs
millie
joey
asti
charlie
sophie
basil
keata
misty
milly
dulce
sunny
cora ginny etc
Jaz
Louise
building a gate
pitbike
hiving teenagers
Beesinthebox soundsystem
RugKutta
irish trikes
shotgun
lamping
100
poaching
laptops
tent erecting
bong fabrication
stovefabrication
Mixing
speakers
rigs
ghosts
aliens
sprites
acid
synthetics
cooking
grilling
MEAT
chocolate
sofas
Lighters
skins
grinders
growing
Shades
keyboards
josh
datoo
datoos sister
eve
emmas
claire
lisa
jennifer
nici
 keeping deposits
blue eyed girls
Niki
soldering
soldiering
airsoft
divine insporation
coincidences
bad vibes
majik
nic urd
 crowd dynamics
fiendish behavior
caravan
toilet speakers
boiler installs
phones
mushroom hunting
alien slime
hackaday
being a dad
good jars
tools
the pit
workshop
chopping wood
stealing
wifi
broadband
TMD movies
the time machine
poltergeist
shrek
ford cargo fixes
army cookers
selling beer at raves
deathballoons
dimethyltryptamine
methylenedioxymethamphetamine
dragonfly
shrooms
amt
blindwithacid
natzis
forgetting the answer
questions
project zeta
rainbow gatherings
travelers
busses
travelers busses
bus stations
things done on busses
how to do things on busses
workshops
online games
find you anything
selling stuff
2stroke drills
home life
Safes
bamboo
holes
shit holes
festerval
tatoos
top ppaki
chinese
snakes
budlea
walnut
castor plant
fish-keeper
dotcomdate
hannahs
sarah
rickyc
nick
katie
dixon
the sinner
 astras
eggtek
kites
birds
wildlife
good lakes
good spots
pluggign in speakers
2strokes
tuning
projectsglass
the machine
PFtke
ketamine
baloons
hash
weed
pregnancy scares
deciding to write a book
becomign aware
duality
starsigns
cancer
fibromyalcia
pokers
blacksmiths shops
3sums
love
happiness
the cell
multidemensional beings
overunity
green energy
technology
no money
nocton hall
karting
caistor
the tunnel
martsholme park
skelly woods
wigsley
 the square
moggs eye
 huttoft bank
skeg
looneytunes
fire making
the lakes
swanholme
the sincil drain
random famous piss heads
charachters
sunrises
shooting stars
the invasion
baths
peace
riots
good books
first aid
 the trophosphere
fear and loathing
coldplay

 to be continued

the first.... but not the last

Ok... stoner story number one.... in true stoner style if your all sitting comfortably..... ill begin

Well... one day me and my mate Dean went into town for some breakfast..... we enjoyed breakfast and then fancied a smoke, we went to our usual spot in the town centre skinned one and chilled for a bit. Now these 3 exceptionally gorgeous lasses sat down and start ripping on a bong; I want you to picture the scene here in this most central of spots not 20 yards from the doors of the largest shopping centre in town. The world passes on by theres a guy having a tin of spesh and a biff on a rather disgusting likely-infested chair that someones dragged out to the former grave yard. We're sat on a low wall with an overgrown on the piss Leylandi that just about shields you enough to get the pans out both from the elements and randomers.

This might not sound so alien to some of you but we're in England, mid 00s and smoking weed is illegal definitely still frowned upon if not a guaranteed way to die.

Mthe guy on the chair looks at his spliff in "that way" exclaims 'Is that three gorgeous girls sat over there smoking weed?!?!' shakes his head in disbelief, says something about "good shit" then yells "thats a trap!" docks his reefer, launches his special brew and walks off. 

We end up giving the girls rolling lessons ripping the bong and met up later. Nobody had any kids - except for Dean!

Shit Story but ya gotta start somewhere!

quote of the day:

"Yeah. And my dad told me I was barking mad, insane, crazy, for moving in with Kat and Dave whom I'd not met, but known for over four years." - IBF